[Verse 1]
I sweat out seven pounds in water weight
Just asking for your number
When you gave it to me I went home
And waited a couple hours, like the magazines all told me
Then I sent you some emojis
And a funny joke from that TV show you said that you like

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And that was eight hours ago
And now everyone I know is either
Fast asleep or staring at their phone
I don't really care exactly what we do together
Cause it's probably better than sleeping alone

[Chorus]
Answer my text you dick
Or call me up and tell me that you're coming over
I'll clean up my room so quick
Answer my text you dick
Maybe something I said before just wasn't right
Or maybe your heart's on silent mode tonight
On silent mode tonight

[Verse 2]
Well you wrote me back eventually and took me to a movie
You said it was a date, but I'm not sure if you were serious
I act like I know what I'm doing and all my friends see through me
It felt so cool when we got home late and made my parents furious
[Pre-Chorus 2]
But then you left again and I just felt confused and nerdy
My teenage angst will be with me well into my thirties
It always feels like there's something I don't know
And as I watch you drive away, I'm screaming out my window

[Chorus]
Answer my text you dick
Or call me up and tell me that you're coming over
I'll clean up my room so quick
Answer my text you dick
Maybe something I said before just wasn't right
Or maybe your heart's on silent mode tonight