Take one…

Two bottles of liquor plus the adolescence of seventeen
Go ahead and figure, I thought I was a king
Standing on my parents balcony like Martin Luther King
Reminiscing about the day I first saw pussy’s pink
Adults on vacation I proceeded to smoke and drink
Bulletproof with shots chased by the sting
Stereo started playing my iPod as it synced
Home alone felt amazing, like I couldn't sink
Phone buzzed, I checked it to discover I had a text
"I was supposed to go to a party tonight but stayed home instead
Had a fight with the boyfriend
Will you come over and caress my head?"
My heart thumped followed by shortness of breath
The butterflies fluttered up into my chest
I splashed water on my face to calm down and collect
Intellect, I was a drunk mess
Prayed to get my shit together as I started to stress
This chick want my dick, come on Nick, time to impress
If I play my cards right, I might walk out tonight a success
Picked up my phone and proceeded with confidence
I told her "I can clear your consciousness with compliments
No need to compensate me, let's just talk and be lazy
I can roll up oxidants bottomless until we go crazy
And even though you've been anonymously dodging me lately
She said "I know I'm sorry I just need a friend right now
I'm depressed, I thought I would just give you a shout"
"It's alright, no apologies needed
I know your boyfriend doesn't like me he's kind of a penis
But no matter what he can't get in between us
I always got your back, just let me pack and grab my backpack
I'll be over in and flash, just give me a half-
Hour"
Plugged my phone in and sprinted to the shower
Used my sisters soap so my goat would smell like flowers
I want this girl to pucker up and suck as if it's sour
Redressed, hopped on my bike and left
The warm summer air was fresh
Pedaled so fast I didn't know which foot was right or left
Started to practice some lines in their context
Reviewed my moves so I would come off smooth
Construed a haiku to seduce
I just wanted to view her booty being masseused
Couldn't wait to taste her tounge and tooth’s
I'm a good kid waiting to get misused
Wanted to be abused, recycled and reused
Kissing and kick it, knocking boots
Arrived at her lawn, wiped the sweat from my brow
The essence of time is now, realization hit me like (blaough!)
Nervous she wouldn't drop her jaw at my endow
Stop it Nick, don't Psych yourself out
Walked up to the wood grain and knocked
Opened up no makeup, told her she looked hot
Face flushed as she blushed and struck me and said "stop it
My hair isn't brushed and sweatpants were my option"
"Well I think you look flawless, but that's just me talking"
We proceeded to her bedroom and digressed her problems
Talked for an hour, resolved all of em
She batted her eyelashes and before I knew it I had a hard on and she was on top of it
A desert swallowed my esophagus
My hypothesis was out bodies were about to be monogamous
Started grinding our hips, my dick became opotamus
Focused on her spot but whispered I was loving all of it
Pants dropped, popped on my condiment
Little man ready to enter the sarcophagus
Shit out of luck when her parents entered the providence
Cock blocked I hopped up and hid in the closet
Stomach dropped as I heard her dad start talking
For a lion knows his den, he knows there was prey to be stalking
His speech came and went as he was walking
The damn closet wouldn't lock
All on my mind were excuses to concoct
Really started praying this man didn't have a Glock
Between the door and the floor I saw his feet shadows stop....
He figured I must've gotten lost
Secluded to his room to knock off his socks
Again my blood flew from the paralysis frost
At what opportunity would tonight's reward be worth the cost?
I wasn't ready to duel
I didn't have the energy, joules
To be honest I was scared in every molecule
Frightened like a ghoul
But when she opened that door, I played it off cool
I kissed her on the cheek and said "I'll see you in school"
Then I pedaled like a mule
Just another summer night in the life of a seventeen year old fool
Ignorance of the youthful adolescence
Just another summer night in the life of a seventeen year old fool
Just another summer night in the life of a seventeen year old fool
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