Dave Malloy
The Duel (first draft)
[Pierre]
To drinking, to drinking! A physical necessity!
To drinking, to drinking! ?Moro? necessity!
Hoo! Hoo!

[Pierre]
I've spoiled my career on luxury and women.
But I've got no ambitions and I hold my head up high
I've a tranquil conscience because how could I live any other way?

[Dolokhov]
Rakes, those male Magdalene's, have a secret feeling of innocence that all will be forgiven for they love so much

[Anatole]
Yeah yeah yeah

[Pierre]
I used to love! I used to love! I used to be better!

[Anatole and Dolokhov]
Keep drinking old man! Drink the whole night through

[Anatole, Dolokhov, and Pierre]
Keep drinking old man! Keep drinking old man! Drink the whole night through

[Dolokhov]
I brought a bear.
[Pierre]
AH HA HA AH! Look at this fine young fellow! Well he growls a bit but his teeth aren't sharp he's, JUST LIKE NAPOLEON! Hey fellows, *coughs* come 'ere, you little Frenchman! *grumbles* Come 'ere and I'll stick you! *grumbles* Kill Napoleon! Kill him right here tonight! Count to three

[Anatole and Dolokhov]
Ah-deen, dvah, tree!

[Pierre]
Kiiiiiill Napoleon! Count to four!

[Anatole and Dolokhov]
Ah-deen, dvah, tree, che-ti-ryeh!

[Pierre]
Kiiiiiill Napoleon! Count to five!

[Anatole and Dolokhov]
Ah-deen, dvah, tree, che-ti-ryeh, pyat!

[Pierre]
Kiiiiiill Napoleon! Count to six!

[Dolokhov]
Into the Moskva with you! That'll teach you to interfere!
He's out.