[HROTHGAR]
Oh, dear God,
I'm a fuckin' mess!
I've been up all night
Reeling in distress!
Grendel's killin' all my men like a game of chess!
And my pieces are dwindlin'
I have less and less!

Oh, dear God,
Help me out a bit!
I'm losing my mind over all this shit!
My mead-hall's torn apart and I've nowhere to sit!
At least we still have booze,
I think I'll go get lit!

[ACADEMICS]
King Hrothgar
King Hrothgar
King Hrothgar/Hey (x9)
King Hrothgar/Hey (x9)

[Oom-pah continues; Clarinet Solo]

[HROTHGAR]
Oh, dear God
Now I've turned to drink!
And my poor queen
What will she think?
I used to be her rock,
But now I need a shrink!
And I've pissed my pants!
It's beginning to stink!
[ACADEMICS]
King Hrothgar
King Hrothgar
King Hrothgar/Hey (x9)/WHOA WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OH
King Hrothgar/Hey (x9)/WHOA WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OH

[Clarinet Solo]

[HROTHGAR]
Oh, dear, God,
I got the ticks and quivers!
My body's shakin', mad with shivers!
My eyeball is rollin'; I got cirrhosis of the liver!
Is that my sanity floating away down river?

[ACADEMICS]
King Hrothgar/ WHOAAAAAAAA WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OH/Hey hey hey, hey hey hey, hey hey hey (x4)

[HROTHGAR]
WHOAAAAAAAAA WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OHHHHH!
WHOAAAAAAAAA WHOA OH WHOA OHHHHH!

I need Beowulf!

[ACADEMICS]
WHOAAAAA OHHHHH!
[HROTHGAR]
I need Beowulf!

[ACADEMICS]
WHOAAAAA OHHHHH!

[HROTHGAR]
I need Beowulf!

[ACADEMICS]
WHOAAAAA OHHHHH!

[HROTHGAR]
I need Beowulf!

[ACADEMICS]
WHOAAAAA OHHHHH!

[HROTHGAR]
I need Beowulf!

[ACADEMICS]
WHOAAAAA OHHHHH!

[HROTHGAR]
I need Beowulf!
[ACADEMICS]
WHOAAAAA OHHHHH!

[HROTHGAR]
I need Beowulf!

[ACADEMICS]
WHOAAAAA OHHHHH!

[HROTHGAR]
I need Beowulf!