Questions

[BLACK]
What's your favorite kind of flower?

[BLUE]
Peonies and tulips

[BLACK]
Your favorite kind of sour?

[BLUE]
Lime mint juleps

[BLACK]
What's your favorite kind of mood?

[BLUE]
Maudlin, but nice

[BLACK]
And do you think that you're shrewd?

[BLUE]
Don't ask me that twice!

[BLACK]
What's your favorite kind of drink?
[BLUE]
Peach iced tea

[BLACK]
Your favorite way to think?

[BLUE]
Elbow on my knee

[BLACK]
And do you control the program or does the program control you?
And do you control the program or does the program control you?

[BLACK & NIKKOLIA]
And do you control the program or does the program control you?
And do you control the program or does the program control you?

[BLUE]
Hmph. What do you think?
This is nonsensical semantics
Now hush and behold at my wizardly antics

[NIKKOLIA] (Spoken)
Blue Wizard, come on, just... battle

[BLUE]
Favorite Batman villain?
[BLACK]
Prob'ly Mister Freeze

[BLUE]
Favorite stuffed animal?

[BLACK]
His name is "Bee's Knees."

[BLUE]
How do you wake up in the morning?

[BLACK]
I live above a bread factory

[BLUE]
How do you fall asleep at night?

[BLACK]
I drink five strawberry daiquiris

[CRIMINY & NIKKOLIA]
Slant rhyme!
Slant rhyme!

[NIKKOLIA] (Spoken)
Tropical drink violation, over and over...
Core, show us some more!
[BLACK]
What kind of things do you recycle?

[BLUE]
I don't. But I bicycle

[BLACK]
When you fall asleep, do you drool?

[BLUE]
Hell no! That's for fools

[BLACK]
Do you take a shower every single day?

[BLUE]
Ahem, no sir, nuh-uh, no way

[BLACK]
On what type of stuff do you like to snack?

[BLUE]
Cheddar, Goat, and Monterey Jack!

[BLACK]
Coffee, Coffee, Buzz Buzz Buzz!

[BLUE]
Cappuccino, frappuccino, they are drugs!

[BLACK]
Speaking of which, what else do you take?

[BLUE]
Nothing!

[BLACK]
What about an aspirin?
For a headache?

[BLUE]
I prefer to suffer

[CRIMINY, NIKKOLIA, & CORE]
Ha ha ho and a hee hee hee
Shridalee shabada skin my knee (x4)

[NIKKOLIA]
Speed it up!

[BLACK]
What about the iPad?

[BLUE]
I prefer tampons

[BLACK]
What about the Blackberry?

[BLUE]
I prefer blueberries!

[BLACK]
What about the iTouch?

[BLUE]
I prefer a wizard's caress

[BLACK]
What about the iPhone?

[BLUE]
I prefer a no drone phone

[BLACK & CORE]
I prefer a no drone phone (x8)

(BLACK & BLUE make a prolonged whine as the video chat ends, and BLACK finally enters the theater. They are holding out their arms at each other, epic wizard duel-style.)

[CRIMINY] (Spoken)
Enough! Violations!
Black! Final statements!

[BLACK]
I ride the wheel of Samsara like a fool!
My death means nothing to me!
And I will riddle you and vex you as I journey toward the sun!
The universe is mine, and I wanna take you with me!
I want you to come along!

Jump on the back of my bike! (x4)

[BLACK & CORE]
Jump on the back of my bike! (x4)

[BLACK] (Spoken)
It's a Schwinn!

[BLUE] (Spoken)
He rides a Huffy...

[CRIMINY] (Spoken)
These proceedings have been in direct violation of all of our protocols, and the Blue and Black Wizard both have some explaining to do! End transmission!!