Lights on, get up, teeth brushed, put your makeup on
Set the stage, wear a face, convince everyone. Convince everyone
Gear up, punch in, big grin, show them what you've got
Set the stage, wear a face, convince everyone. Convince everyone

Yeah, alchemist, take a gift and turn it into a chore
Going out of your way to do what people dream for
Set the bar, set your sights, so high up you break your neck
Sun in your eyes, gleam in a tear, sparkles like your teeth
Sun in your eyes, gleam in a tear, sparkles like a vampire

Some have standards, some don't care, others take all they get
Phantom food chain, more for you to gain, set yourself apart
Sham, wow, canned soup, instant coffee, cookie cutter, microwave delight
Take charge, be a boss, your own hours, gas card, wanna start a fight

Choke, choke, choke, choke, choke on your bubblegum