Blitzen Trapper
Pink Padded Slippers
You know she fell through the roof of the car
And all the way down there was no one around
When the authorities arrived on the scene
It was the most beautiful thing that they'd ever seen

Yeah, she fell through the roof of the car
She broke her arms in the shape of a star
And when they questioned her she gave no reply
So they called her mother in to indentify

Graces on the telephone
In pink padded slippers and a pull-on robe
Gotta keep her eye on the line
'Cause you know she's doin' just fine

Yeah, the doctor says she fell from the sky
They also say her limps taste like raspberry pie
And now here mother is nowhere to be found
That dirty bird split the scene when she hit the ground

Yeah, you can see her on the silvery screen
She's makin' movies if you know what I mean
Because she fell through the roof of the car
There are those that say that she was a shootin' star

Graces on the telephone
In pink padded slippers and a pull-on robe
Gotta keep her eye on the line
'Cause you know she's doin' just fine

She fell [so sweetly] cheap on the surface with her
Paper is nicely wrapped so tightly 'round her body
Stone rocks, [don't blow your rocks] out girl, you won't be sorry
Don't think twice, she [wears spice]

(A-a-choo-choo)
(A-a-choo-choo)
(A-a-choo-choo)
(Aah)

Yeah, she fell through the roof of the car
And all the way down, there was no one around
When the authorities arrived on the scene
It was the most beautiful thing that they'd ever seen