(Josh on da ad-libs, George W Bush doesn't care about black people)
Muppets Christmas Carol
(Scrooge)
This dick be double barrel
(Bro what?)
Fucked a Facebook mum yeah that
Bitch’s name was Sharol
(banana)
In English I write lyrics cause I never
Checked the WAGOLL
(Of mice and men!)
I play chess while I bench press
Drinking vodka out a French press
(Checkmate)
Mr Green said to me:
"take off your outside jacket"
So I whacked him with a tennis racket
Now he's in a straight jacket
Playing with the vicе cause I ain't taking
His advice
(Naughty boy!)
Flipping all the tablеs
Then I flip off the teacher
When I get big I’ll have 2Pac as a feature
(I watched a woman drown in Greece and I did nothing about it)
These bars are so fly
So don't fuck with me
Or I'll shoot you in the titty
(Suck your mum)
DANCE BREAK!

Pepsi MAX in my veins
All the Caffiene it contains
Helps me keep up with these gains
(Kidney Stones!)
In my free time I do gta money glitches
Leave my xbox running while I go and get some bitches
Fuck with me and Franklin and you're gonna get stitches
Sad like X
But I'm cashing all these checks
Yeah, I practice safe sex
(She got the herpes simplex!)
Stealing cans of coke from my local co-op
Then, me and Aaron Ali go roll over all our ops
(FUCK! I STUBBED MY TOE)

Every day my homie try a new cap on me
Little does he know
I got a clean strap on me
(PEGGED!)
Philosophical questions, that's what I be prophesising
And right after that, I get back to money laundering
When I get a taxi, the driver pays me
Cause he's cruising 'round in my Lamborghini
(WHICH F-DOG STOLE!)
Ben Jones:
(BOMBOCLAAT)

This Freestyle over, stupid bitch
See ya on the next track, stupid bitch

BOMBOCLAAT