(Chorus: The Barber)
Wanna be the king of the world so fuckin' bad
Sit up on that throne I never had
Hopin' my death would be sweet love catastrophe
Wonderin' how the rest of my life would be
But, fuck what any n***a say
I won't let n***as gt the fuck in my way
Fuck one time, why I gotta die
I swear
The world better prepare for the day life will be fair
(Verse 1: Lil Moldy)
I'm a wizard wit my words, abracadabra
Amazing Lil Moldy, abracadabra
I hypnotize these bitches, cuz I'm a king cobra
King of the snakes, I'm the king cobra
I kiss that pussy, Curse Of The King Cobra
Game ain't bout race, now, I'm invitin' zebras
I'm more into musical life, fuck opera
These bitches actin' that drama shit, soap opera
Get the sun out of here, it's gettin' hot, bitch
Call the fireman and put her out, cuz she hot, bitch
I go Gangnam Style on these n***as, I'm psychotic
Damn, that bitch gettin' crazy, I take away her narcotics
I'm Spongebob, these bitches Gary
I knock a n***a out, look on the bright side, Sandman and Tooth Fairy
Sorry, I didn't shave till that pussy a lil hairy
And, I did all that shit even though I'm whiter than Barry
(Chorus: The Barber)
(Verse 2: Deelpickle)
Wassup, n***a, it's the soothsayer
Get your kicks on Route 69, John Mayer
This hood my town, and, I'm the mayor
I grab a Mac11 on all of you haters
From the way I see this shit, the Barber Emmett Till
Moldy gonna kill that n***a, let the blood spill
That shit what Barber get for stealin' Moldy's bitch
I regret seein' this shit, give me a pill
We get trippy, I'm smokin' on that Dipsy
I wish we could fuck forever, but I'm busy
Stop procrasinatin', and start assassinatin'
One bam, every n***a see what's happenin'
I can read his brain, but I won't get his brain
Watch the fuck out, there's about to hell, death, and pain
Time to kill the Barber, watch the fuck out, n***a, Moldy got a gun
(Lil Moldy)
Barber, this is for what the fuck you have become
(Gunshot)
(Bridge: The Barber)
I didn't know I was datin' Moldy's bitch
Nevertheless, I didn't do shit
I can see why Moldy threw up that Desert Eagle
Some n***as can be that evil
But, I treated that bitch as such
Untill he shot me wit his gun
They don't deserve to see me die
I swear
The world better prepare for when they have a love affair
(The Barber)
Please, forgive me, Lord. Please, forgive me, Deezy
(Deelpickle)
Apology accepted
(Outro: Lil Moldy)
It is finished. Peace, bitch