[Verse 1]
I met an elf with magic hands and it gave me a back rub
We went last night to see Pearl Jam, and they totally blew up the club
We stopped for chilli at [?]
Tasted cajun enough
We drove back home in my sedan and we cranked "Enough's Enough"

[Chorus]
It's ballsy
Yes, it's ballsy
It's ballsy if do say so myself

[Verse 2]
I've got a kickass group of friends to keep me company
We use these special toddler bibs to catch our beets and peas
Some people told me not to write a song about my life
But watch those people sing along as we play this out livе

[Chorus]
It's ballsy
Yes, it's ballsy
It's ballsy if do say so myself

[Outro]
Bum, bum, bum bum bum bum, bum buuum...