Rivers Cuomo
Autopilot
[Verse 1]
When I wake at the break of the morning
I ingest my two fried eggs
If a grain of the salt is missing
Then I go to the store and beg

[Chorus]
Autopilot
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-yeah
I've got to get off
The autopilot
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-yeah
It's pissing me off

[Verse 2]
When I walk to the park with my doggies
I collect all the things they leave
Then I put them up under the microscope
And I'm so impressed by what I see

[Chorus]
Autopilot
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-yeah
I've got to get off
The autopilot
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-yeah
It's pissing me off
[Verse 3]
There is passion in my heartache, heartache
Though I'm trained to stay in this state, this state
Ain't no matter how hard I try, I try
I will be here until I die, I die

[Bridge]
Ten: Input "What is your name?"
Twenty: Print "Hello"
Thirty: REM
Forty: Input "How much cash do you want?"
Fifty: For I equals 1 to N
Sixty: Print S-string and REM
Seventy: Input "Go to the end"
Eighty: If A-string equals "Be my friend"
Then print "Bad command"

[Chorus]
Autopilot
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-yeah
I've got to get off
The autopilot
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-yeah
It's pissing me off

[Outro]
The autopilot
The autopilot
The autopilot
The autopilot