Rivers Cuomo
​​real Plugg 2023
[Intro: 7una & Tag]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Uh, Uptempo Beats (Uptempo Beats)

[Chorus]
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
Yeah, got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Got it chopped off)
Got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Ah)
Got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Yeah-yeah)
Got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Woo)

[Verse]
I be having sex with my money (My money)
I be fucking the money (The money)
Yeah (Yeah), jizz on my money (My money)
Ya (Ya)

No balls, no balls, now they're gone (Gone)
No penis, no penis, I got none (None)
I love to shoot my gun (Gun)
I have lots and lots of fun (Fun)
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

[Chorus: 7una & Tag]
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
Uh, Uptempo Beats (Uptempo Beats)
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
Yeah, got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Got it chopped off)
Got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Ah)
Got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Yeah-yeah)
Got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Woo)

[Verse]
I be having sex with my money (My money)
I be fucking the money (The money)
Yeah (Yeah), jizz on my money (My money)
Ya (Ya)

No balls, no balls, now they're gone (Gone)
No penis, no penis, I got none (None)
I love to shoot my gun (Gun)
I have lots and lots of fun (Fun)
[Chorus 2]
I was like Giggity, giggity, giggity goo on 'em like (Like)
Giggity, giggity, giggity goo on 'em like (Ah)
Giggity, giggity, giggity goo on 'em like (Uh, uh, ooh)
Giggity, giggity, giggity goo on 'em like (Ooo-woo-ooo)

[Chorus 3]
(Ahh) Ooh wee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
(Oh oh) Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
(I don't care) I don't care what they say about us anyway
(Ooo-woo-ooh-ooh, ah-woo) I don't care 'bout that

[Chorus 4]
Jumped outta bed, what I'm 'bout to eat (Eat)
Accomplishing my tasks (tasks), I rinse it and repeat (Yeah)
My Rocky cut scene (Cut scene) started 2016 (2016)
Thank you God for my fam (Uh), they're like Adrian to me (Uh)

[Outro]
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
Yeah, got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Got it chopped off)
Got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Ah)
Got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Yeah-yeah)
Got my dick chopped off, got my dick chopped off (Woo)
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
I got a vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy
Yeah, got my dick chopped off