[Verse]
If she is sweet, I'll keep her for myself
If she's mean, I'll sell her on eBay
I've got to try if I want to find love
But if she's mean, I'll sell her on eBay
If she is sweet, I'll keep her for myself
If she's mean, I'll sell her on eBay
I've got to try if I want to find love
But if she's mean, I'll sell her on eBay

[Outro]
On eBay
Sell her on eBay