[Verse 1]
Do you have the time to pay the speeding fine
About fuckin' everything all at once?
I am one of those systematic fools
Neurotic to the phone, no doubt about it

[Chorus]
Sometimes, I jerk myself to sleep
Sometimes, I unwind on a Jeep
It all keeps faggin up
I think I'm cracking up
I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road

[Verse 2]
I went to a fag to clean my laundry bag
She says it's lack of sex that's System Of a Down
I went to a whore, she said she's only four
So quit my whinin' 'cause it's making her cum

[Chorus]
Sometimes, I jerk myself to sleep
Sometimes, I unwind on a Jeep
It all keeps faggin up
I think I'm cracking up
I'm gonna take my horse
Uh-yuh-yuh-yuh
(Ooh, ooh)
[Bridge]
Clapping dudеs named Joel
So I bettеr hold it in

[Chorus]
Sometimes, I jerk myself to sleep
Sometimes, I unwind on a Jeep
It all keeps faggin up
I think I'm cracking up
I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road