[Verse 1: Rachie, JubyPhonic]
Once upon a time, yes, a very long time ago
Lived a family, noble and old, whose children were very close
And on and on it goes
"Hey, do it right"

[Verse 2: JubyPhonic, Rachie]
Now, to your throne, the butler starts the show, ready, go
A knife and a fork to point in your face, I'll take you any day
After all, we're noble, the middle class's
Grandest and richest of families, so don't ever look down on us, yeah?
So bow down to us, you peasants, standing here's your prince and princess
We're here to call to attention all of your mistakes
Hey, hold up, hold up, aren't you lying again?
What, do ya bet you can't see through anything I throw at you?

[Pre-Chorus: Rachie]
Right, right, right, right
I'll leave them under you, since you want it so bad, he-he-he-he

[Chorus: JubyPhonic, Rachie]
You're just so annoying, God, just so annoying
Acting high mighty around me like you're the queen
Ready, aim, and fire, gong that never tires
Rioting tonight, it's a war but not a fist fight
Causing so much trouble, see my mischief double
Come on, boy, you gotta admit that I do it in style
And for buying at this "special bargain sale"
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and square, sshaa
[Verse 3: JubyPhonic]
Back to backing away, retreat
But I have an idea to beat
Giving into her puerile goals
We're head to head and toe to toe
"Who the hell do you think I am?"
Yeah, I'm the rulebook, that's a slam
Calling me so dumb, thinking that I'll run
Maybe humility is not so bad

[Verse 4: Rachie]
Now, now, everyone, come and take my hands, please
It's only natural that I'm tranquil
If you really didn't know, I cheat by nature
Always reaching for that one thing greater
It's in my blood, you know we're famous for our war strength
This one here, that one there, everywhere
Yes, I've won the fight, peace sign, yay

[Pre-Chorus: JubyPhonic]
Right, right, right, right
Guess who earned a gold star for "very good job" (Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha)

[Chorus: Rachie, JubyPhonic]
You're just so annoying, God, just so annoying
Acting high and mighty around me like you are the king
I'll strike even harder, shoot you 'til you topple
Retribution, punishment, I'll make you feel all of it
Looking down upon you, seeing through all your moves
Chance is for the taking, you’re dancing to my own beat
Got a little messy, missed you by a hair
Oh, well, it looks like I'm the winner, beat you fair and square, yes
[Bridge: JubyPhonic, Rachie, Both]
But it's you, and nobody can compare
Sei, yaa, too, yaa, u, u, yaa, ha
You're the only rival that I can bare
Sei, yaa, too, yaa, u, too, yaa, ha
Falling to my knees, losing like I'm weak
U, ha, sei, yaa, yaa, sei, ha
Would drive me insane so, for tonight, it's you and me
But I'll win, hey, hey, hey, hey

[Interlude: Rachie, (JubyPhonic)]
Listen up here, brother, you should really thank me more for what I've done for us
(Oh, you wanna do this now? 'Cause we can do this now)
You're always so weak, so I've always had to step up for you
(For one thing, you're always running off on your own)
What kind of a big brother lets his sister do that, huh?
(And I end up having to clean up after you)
I swear, even though you're older, you don't act like it
(And also, I'm not an idiot, I'm just careful, unlike you)
That's why, from today, I've decided that I'll be the big brother, okay? Okay?
(The house staff agrees, so why don't you just chill out for once in your life, okay?)
Hey, come back here
(Oh, my God, just shut up)

[Chorus: JubyPhonic, Rachie, Both]
You're just so annoying, God, just so annoying
Yelling at me like I'm a dog, but you're just all bark
Ready, aim, and fire, gong that never tires
Generation rising, the one to rule will be me
Causing so much trouble, see my mischief double
Come on, boy, you gotta admit that I do it in style
From one to a hundred, I'll take whatever's there
I thank you for your precious service, beat you fair and sq—
Wait a second, woah, is this a draw? Huh?
[Outro: Rachie, (JubyPhonic)]
This is so unfair, brother, I swear I didn't
(Oh, my God, hey, what, is this true?)
I just didn't want to be the one, I mean, just look at this floor
(Okay, okay, let's calm down for a second)
I never get anything right, argh, this is so terrible
(Listen, can you stop screaming, just for one second?)
Argh, go away, go away, go away
(Oh, my God, okay, okay, I'm gone, I'm gone)