[Intro: Jeff B. Davis (Spencer Crittenden)]
Yeah
Here we go
(Give it to 'em!)
Yeah
This comes from the House Rock 'n' Cock

[Intro (cont.): Dan Harmon (Spencer Crittenden)]
Yo
Yo
Yo. Yo Yo
(They ain't ready!)
Yo. Yoooooooo
Yo. Yo. (Lay it on 'em!) Yo. Yo
Yip yip yip [stuttering gibberish]
(They ain't ready for this one, man!)
It's... it's a lot of melodies competing... but
(Listen to the percussions!)
That's a good idea. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Verse 1: Dan]
Yeah. Yeah
My name is Dr... Ken
And I'm here again
I'm here 'n' nine 'n' ten
I'm gonna come back again
Yo
Yo
My name is Dr. Ken
I'm going to... be here again
When I go down to the... evening room
I'm gonna fuck your mama... in her womb
Make her pregnant 'til she has a baby
I'm gonna fuck her. She said "Maybe if I raise
It with you it'll be rich
But I said "Woah. It's gonna need another stitch."
Episiotomy
Episi-Pleasey-Me
I'm gonna do it to you
Until you do it to me
I take you to a place you've never been
Because I told you before: My name is Dr. Fucking Ken
[Chorus: Raleigh Ritchie]
Ooh yeah
Dr. Ken, Dr. Ken
Fuckin' all the mamas, fuckin' all the mamas
Dr. Ken, Dr. Ken
Fuckin' all the mamas, fuckin' all the mamas again

[Verse 2: Dan]
Bibby bop bop! Bibbidy Bop! Bop!
I fuck your mama 'til she doesn't-N Bob 'n' bop!
I put her down the broom and to the tie
Put your mama on the pine, son! And the turpentine
Got the up to the ceiling, down to the floor
I fucked your mama a little bit then I fucked her some more
I put the... Fucked her from wall to wall, side to side
Fucked your mama in a narrow opening and in the wide

[Chorus: Raleigh Ritchie (Dan)]
Dr. Ken, Dr. Ken
Fuckin' all the mamas, fuckin' all the mamas (GRAY WORM!)
Dr. Ken, Dr. Ken
Fuckin' all the mamas, all the mamas again (Unsullied!)

[Verse 3: Dan (Spencer)]
Unsullied gonna do it to you, then again
I'm gonna have a slave army 'til you come again
I'm gonna march through your wall and free all your people
I'm gonna fuck up your churches and all your fuckin' steeples
I'm gonna bring all my armies inside your walls
Gonna fuck your mother so hard she's gonna think her name was... (DR. KEN!)