[KELLY, spoken]
Sam?
Don't you think you should wake up and answer the phone?

[SAM, spoken]
No

[KELLY, spoken]
Sam, you have to

[SAM]
What if I don't?

[KELLY, spoken]
What do you mean, what if you don't?

[SAM]
What if I don't?

[KELLY, spoken]
You did

[SAM]
But if I don't pick up the phone
It's sort of like it never happened
[KELLY, spoken]
What are you talking about?

[SAM]
Like the phone call
Never happened
And everything is normal
Including...

[KELLY, spoken]
Oh!

[SAM]
Right

[KELLY]
If you like don't pick up the phone
It's so like nothing ever happened

[SAM, spoken]
Then...

[KELLY, spoken]
Yeah

[KELLY]
I'm alive
[SAM]
You're alive

[KELLY, spoken]
Now that I'm alive we're doing this senior year my way
Just try to keep up with me, Brown!
[sung]
Oh, we're moving on
'Cause nothing else is standing in our way
Stay focused on the present

[SAM]
We're moving fast

[KELLY]
And if it's lame we're blowing right past
[spoken]
So what happened first?

[SAM, spoken]
I woke up at Adam's the next morning

[ADAM, spoken]
Sam... last night was...

[KELLY, spoken]
Blah, blah, blah, kiss, kiss, kiss
[sung]
Moving on
[SAM]
Moving on

[KELLY]
You're moving on

[SAM]
I'm moving on

[KELLY & SAM]
Oh, we're moving on

[BEVERLY, spoken]
Samantha, did you have sex?

[SAM, spoken]
Mom! I, um...

[KELLY, spoken]
Did Sam tell you that she picked a college?

[BEVERLY, spoken]
You did?

[SAM, spoken]
I did?

[KELLY, spoken]
Columbia

[SAM, spoken]
Really?

[KELLY, spoken]
Broad City

[SAM, spoken]
Genius

[KELLY]
Columbia

[BEVERLY]
Columbia

[KELLY & BEVERLY]
Columbia

[SAM]
Columbia

[BEVERLY]
Columbia

[KELLY & BEVERLY]
Roar, lions, roar

[SAM]
Oh, I'm moving on
And senior prom is right around the bend

[KELLY]
You'll need a strapless bra

[SAM, spoken]
Duh

[KELLY & SAM]
Then to the spa
Pedicures for the prom
On mom
My toes are getting tingly

[ADAM]
Tingly!

[KELLY & SAM]
Dee-dee dee-dee
We're moving on

[BEVERLY]
Senior prom
Only one senior prom
It's your senior prom
Beautiful lights
Beautiful night
Right for a senior prom
Oh, oh
Senior prom, senior prom
Oh, oh
Oh, glittering disco ball
Strangers fall
No, nothing like a senior prom, senior prom
Senior prom

[ADAM, spoken]
Hey Kelly

[KELLY, spoken]
Hey Adam

[ADAM, spoken]
Hey... Sting

[BEVERLY, as Sting]
Every Breath I Take is about how people want to make out
And Sting makes out until dawn

[KELLY]
We're moving on

[SAM, spoken]
Let's get out of here!

[KELLY, spoken]
Road trip!

[SAM]
With Kelly driving nothing's fate

[KELLY]
Hot boys, turn right
It's not a drill

[SAM]
How does she never even hesitate

[KELLY]
Let's give them a little thrill
[spoken]
How do you like these

[SAM]
It's all a dream

[KELLY, spoken]
Arby's!

[SAM]
It's all so clear

[KELLY]
Gotta eat this, can you steer?

[SAM]
In our plain

[KELLY, spoken]
Oh my God, this is amazing

[SAM]
Dull

[KELLY, spoken]
Watch out for that semi

[SAM]
Normal, good, simple, nothing much, beautiful, ordinary
Ordinary senior year
[spoken]
This has been an ordinary senior year for most of us
School dances, a lot of tests, a couple road trips, and some of us even fell in love
But the thing that has made my senior year extraordinary is that I've had my best friend Kelly to share it with

[SAM]
Oh, we say goodbye

[KELLY]
So say goodbye

[SAM]
We say goodbye to high school

[KELLY & SAM]
And face the world

[SAM]
Though we don't know what we'll see there
We know that we'll be there

[KELLY & SAM]
Together
It's time to kick some ass

[KELLY]
For all you lowerclassmen, sucks for you

[SAM]
Peace out to

[KELLY & SAM]
All our crew

[SAM]
The party's gone

[KELLY & SAM]
We're moving on