[Intro]
Teen drinking is very bad!

[Sway]
But I'm 21 though!

[Verse 1: J Kwon]
One, here comes the two to the three to the four
I rolled up to this house party guess what I saw?
Everybody throwing up on the dance floor
If you can't hold your liquor why you drinking liquor for?
Drunk slapper telling me that I should dance more
She's speaking English like she's got a foriegn passport
I don't understand what you're saying drunk whore
You need to stand back cos your breath is hardcore!
Here comes the three to the two to the eight
I'm rapping over trash cans and a dodgy bass
A little alizé and I'm rapping like mace
If homeboy tripping I think he should tie his lace
I don't drink beer cos I don't like the taste
I'm a lightweight supermalt by the case
I'm getting pissed off cos the junkies in the place
Keep asking me for drugs, is it because of my race?

[Hook x2: J Kwon]
Everybody in the club getting tipsy!
Everybody in the club getting tipsy!
[Sway]
No! Everybody in the club drink Pepsi!
Everybody in the club drink Pepsi!

[Verse 2: J Kwon]
So two, here comes the three to the four to the five
More girls coming now the place is getting live
DJ scratching like he's getting rid of lice
I'm going upstairs just to see what I can find
A couple of uni students in the bathroom getting high
They ain't writing essays but they keep on doing lines
Some girls getting duracelled by six guys
Theres people outside I think you should shut the blinds!
Here comes the four to the three to the two
My bladder getting heavy gotta take it to the loo
When I got there what I saw wasn't nice
Somebodies been tossing and they wasn't throwing dice
Disturbed by the sight so I headed back down
I'm trying to tell this DJ that I rap now
I gave him the wackest track that I've ever done
As soon as he put it on everybody sat down

[Hook x2]