[Intro: The Joker]
Stop him before he starts singing!

[Verse 1: Batman]
In the darkest night, huh
I make the bad guys fall, huh
There's a million heroes
BUT I'M THE BEST OF THEM ALL!
Who has the coolest gadgets? (BATMAN!)
Who has the tricked out ride? (BATMAN!)
Who does the sickest backflips? (BATMAN!)
NANANANANANA BATMAN!
You think my muscles are big? (Thank you)
You haven't seen my brain
Ladies, it's okay if you stare (Why?)
CAUSE I'M A BILLIONAIRE!

[Interlude: The Joker, Batman and 'Puter]
Get it together, guys! You're making me look bad in front of Batman!
'Puter, where's the bomb?
The bomb is located at the base of the energy core
What the?

[Verse 2: Batman]
I get the last laugh
I get the final grin
Throw you into the asylum with Harley Quinn
Turn Two-Face, to black-and-blue face
I 100% am not Bruce Wayne!
[Interlude 2: Poison Ivy]
Kiss me, Batman!

[Verse 3: Batman]
Who is the manliest man? (BATMAN!)
With the buns of steel? (BATMAN!)
Who could chokehold a bear? (BATMAN!)
Who never skips leg-day? (BATMAN!)
Who always pays their taxes (NOT BATMAN!)

[Interlude 3: The Joker and Batman]
How is he beating all of you? Again?!
Because......
I'M BATMAN!!!
I'M BATMAN!!!
I'M BATMAN!!!!!!
Hi, Batman! So weird to keep running into you!

[Outro]
BATMAN!!!!