[Intro Chorus: Patrick]
I don't ever want to meet you
'Coz you're like porcelain
And I think it would crack
If I found you were a brat
Stay perfect
Stay perfect
[x2]

[Verse: Patrick]
Nothing as disappointing
And I don't want to be disappointed
I'm just some kid you'll think about maybe in passing
But you're like my passion for real
Distance is a lot less stress
How you do what you do's still an uneducated guess
And I bet you'll think I'm crazy
But I think you're just a little bit amazing
Maybe, maybe I want to be you baby
No, I simply can't resist my imagination
No amount of patience validates my preoccupation
Let me say this, you look better famous, yeah

[Chorus: Patrick]

[Rap Interlude: Alpha-Bit]
Ahem
Dear superhero, whom I look up to from afar
Cause you're of a whole other galaxy
I know you might find this shit so bizarre
I rather we never had to meet, had to speak
I think I know who you are in my imagination
But not too sure about reality
You're a superstar, with that glow one has to be
But you come across brighter in a magazine
Shine much more on a plasma screen
If that don't wake me like a bad dream, bad dream
Sad scene like Mufasa in that stampede
Exactly why this calls for my evacuation
Before this conversation taints the picture
That my mind has painted
Faded
'Coz it can get complicated to recognize your idol's tainted
Damn, is that a face lift?
'Coz you look better famous
[Chorus: Patrick]

[Drum Solo]

Have you ever met somebody who was perfect 'til you met them? [x2]
I have

[Chorus x4]