[Verse 1]
It's late
I'm high
I'm hungry for some toast
Get some bread and roast it in the machine for that

[Verse 2]
Oh great
A thing
It's shiny and interesting
I wanna check it out forever and think of nothing else

[Verse 3]
Oh wait
Oh shit
I forgot about the toast
Chilling in the toaster for half an hour

[Verse 4]
Think quick
Act fast
Ask the internet
Help me solve the issue of cold yet toasted bread

[Bridge]
So many suggestions are rollin' in
You answered my question, I owe ya one
[Verse 5]
Considering my options more carefully than most
It's seeming like the microwave might savе this piece of toast

[Verse 6]
Too long
Too short
How about fifteen seconds?
Thе microwave completes and beeps, the steamy bread now beckons

[Verse 7]
Oh boy
Oh man
Let's introduce the jam
Blueberry and strawberry and boysenberry, yeah

[Verse 8]
And now the moment we've all been waiting for
I can't believe we get to see what's finally in store

[Verse 9]
I take
A bite
It's not great but it's alright
Considering the circumstance I guess it's pretty tight
[Verse 10]
The end
The heel
It's just the way i feel
What started as a hearty snack became a decent meal