[Intro: Deji]
Yo, it's sad that you have to lie for your diss track
You really think I struggle to get girls?
You’re a funny guy, you know?
Very funny guy

[Verse 1: Deji]
Let's start off with the obvious things
You got less subs and you're clearly not slim
You’re a YouTube scrub, I'm a YouTube king
You started a war that you're not gonna win
So Andrew, stop it
All of the talk, just stop it
When I was at my house counting up all the racks
You were at the Sidemen house squatting
Fat fuck
Sidemen house got you all gassed up
You jumped a track and you wanna act tough
But if we jumped in the ring, you'd get slapped up
Imma fuck your wife like a horse
Then I go take her for a drive in a Porsche
If you saw the messages and lettersby_laura
You'd be screaming 'divorce'
You want to talk about p's
Your wedding was shit and the dress looked cheap
It’s about to be so peak
You fucked up, I’m gonna go deep
Andrew Shane, get sent to the gallows
Say your bars are deep but they're all so shallow
You went to uni for a whole 3 years
Just to be stuck in JJ’s shadow
All the years you've been begging
Probably changed his bedding
But the one thing that you ain't been spreading
Is that JJ paid for your wedding