[Verse 1]
Four-letter words are my favourite words
Haven't you heard? When I curse, I'm joyed
Well, hon' you know, nothing's right
It never is, at least not tonight
We're never gonna know
What it's like from inside

[Chorus]
And I don't really know you
But I like to have imaginary conversations in my head
Where I tell you off
And you go home with your tail between your legs
I don't really know you
But I like to have imaginary conversations in my head

[Verse 2]
The monkeys from the sea, they have grown
In a tank in my room, it is the best I've ever known
And they are nice, they are so easy to please
They're not like real people, who hang out
And talk-a, talk-a, talk-a all about the latest dismay
How you doing? Well, I'm fine

[Chorus]
And I don't really know you
But I like to have imaginary conversations in my head
Where I tell you off
And you go home with your tail between your legs
I don't really know you
But I like to have imaginary conversations in my head
Where I compliment you
And you come home and jump right into my bed
[Bridge]
I don't really know you (I wish I did, I wish I did)
But I don't really know you (I wish I did, I wish I did)
But I don't really know you (I wish I did, I wish I did)
But I don't really know you (I wish I did, I wish I did)

[Chorus]
And I don't really know you
But I like to have imaginary conversations in my head
Where I tell you off
And you go home with your tail between your legs
I don't really know you
But I like to have imaginary conversations in my head
Where I compliment you
And you come home and jump right into my bed
And I don't really know you
But I like to have imaginary conversations inside my head

[Outro]
So thank you very much