Jessica Lange
The Name Game (From ”American Horror Story: Asylum”)
[Intro]
The name game
Judy! Judy, Judy
Bo-budy, banana-fanna
Fo-fudy, fee-fi-mo-mudy, Judy!
Lana! Lana, Lana
Bo-bana, banana-fanna
Fo-fanna, fee-fi-mo-mana, Lana!
[Verse 1]
Come on, everybody
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme
Outta anybody's name
The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn't there
But a "B" or an "F" or an "M" will appear
And then I say "Bo" add a "B" then I say the name
Then "banana", "fanna" and a "fo"
And then I say the name again with an "F" very plain
Then the "fee", "fi" and a "mo"
And then I say the name again with an "M" this time
And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme
[Verse 2]
Pepper! Pepper, Pepper
Bo-bepper, banana-fanna
Fo-fepper, fee-fi-mo-mepper, Pepper!
[Verse 3]
But if the first two letters are ever the same
I drop them both and say the name
Like Bob, Bob, drop the "B's", Bo-ob
For Fred, Fred, drop the "F's", Fo-red
For Mary, Mary, drop the "M's", Mo-ary
That's the only rule that is contrary
[Bridge]
Okay, now say "Bo"! (Bo!)
Now Tony with a "B"! (Bony!)
Then "Banana-fanna-fo"! (Banana-fanna-fo!)
Then you say the name again with an "F" very plain (Fony!)
Then a "fee", "fi" and a "mo" (Fee-fi-mo!)
Then say the name again with an "M" this time (Mony!)
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme
[Verse 4]
Kit, Kit
Bo-bit, banana-fanna
Fo-fit, fee-fi-mo-mit, Kit!
[Outro]
The name game!