He started out with the perfect plan
Follow the leader when the leader doesn't exist
Began a one-in-several-million man
He jumped the line with a creative twist

But does he know exactly where he's gonna go?
Because we know he's playing on the radio
And does he know he's the director of the show?
Because we know there's only seconds left to go

Harness the craft, put it to the grind
Stick to the schedule so the people cannot forget
It starts to show he's got a one-track mind
Ask if he's happy and he'll start to sweat

But does he know exactly where he's gonna go?
Because we know he's playing on the radio
And does he know he's the director of the show?
Because we know there's only seconds left to go

He sees a window and he goes for the kill
He beats them all until they're grey
But oh no
Oh no
Turns out that it doesn't work that way
Locked in a room, walls are painted green
Scrunches his paper for the hundred-millionth time
Throws it into the garbage on the screen
Puts on a face to show that he's just fine

But does he know exactly where he's gonna go?
Because we know he's playing on the radio
And does he know he's the director of the show?
Because we know there's only seconds left to go