[Verse 1]
Hello every
Let's make a deal
I guarantee you won't regret it
It's quite a steal

Everything you've ever wanted
Everything you've got
Why settle for less
When you could be a big shot?

[Chorus]
Local hot singles
Are desperately in need of hiring
Impressive deals
Exploit them all before expiring

No filthy contracts
Your weekly payments are inspiring
Invite your contacts
Disable all and trust the hyperlink
(Hyperlink)

[Whispered]
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[Vеrse 2}
Now that we've еstablished
A network connection
I can safely point you
In a helpful, new direction

Direct access to the drive
No strings attached
Thanks for all the phish
This big deal just got a big catch

[Chorus]
Local hot singles
Are desperately in need of hiring
Impressive deals
Exploit them all before expiring

No filthy contracts
Your weekly payments are inspiring
Invite your contacts
Disable all and trust the hyperlink
(Hyperlink, Hyperlink, Hyperlink-)

Hyperlink blocked

[Spoken]
Okay
Fine
Have it your way
Who needs you, anyway?
I'm gonna make it all happen without you
That's right, baby
Now's my chance to be a big shot!