[Chorus]
Washing off last night's fake blood
From an even faker cut
Some poor girl's bleeding, bleeding
All over everything I own

[Verse 1]
Merry Christmas, Hare Krishnas
Don't you wish you had it as good as I do?
Nothing new to report from the floor of the airport
Oh, oh, oh
They took my baby
They took it from me
That's the worst thing you could have done to yourselves
Now I'm out for black magic revenge
On all of your friends
There's a pet death coming

[Chorus]
Washing off last night's fake blood
From an even faker cut
Some poor girl's bleeding, bleeding
All over everything I own

[Verse 2]
Diamond death
There's nothing left
For you and me
But a maker cut down from a family tree
Its leaves changing
Now everything's gonna change
Oh
[Chorus]
Washing off last night's fake blood
From an even faker cut
Some poor girl's bleeding, bleeding
All over everything I own

[Bridge]
Take my shrunken head from your shelf
Witch doctor with your potions and spells
You're just another evil girl I will have to forget
It's such a fantasy with her, I don't have to pretend
That this isn't happening to me again
Don't look here when you lose your friends
Yeah, you can disrobe, take off all of your clothes
Look at you now, you're the one's who's exposed

(Oooh, Oooh x14)