"When the world is full of care
And Every headline screams despair
When all is rape, starvation and life is vile
There's a certain thing I do
Which I shall pass along to you
That's always guaranteed to you smile
I go... Looney
As a light bulb battered bug
Simply...Looney
Sometimes foam and chew the rug
Mister, life is swell in a padded cell
It'll chase those blues away
You can trade your gloom for a rubber room
And Injections twice a day
Just go Looney
Like an acid casualty...or a moonie
Or a preacher on TV
When the human race wears an anxious face
When the bomb hangs overhead
When your kid turns blue, it wont worry you
You can smile and nod instead
When your...Looney
Then you just don't give a fig
Man's so puny
And the universe so big
If you hurt inside, get certified
and if life should treat you bad
Don't get even...Get Mad!"