When the world is full of care
And every headline screams despair
When all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile

(Heh!)

Then there's a certain thing I do
Which I shall pass along to you
That's always guaranteed to make me smile


Yes!


I go... Looney
As a light bulb battered bug
Simply... Looney
Sometimes foam and chew the rug

Mister, life is swell in a padded cell
It'll chase those blues away
You can trade your gloom for a rubber room
And injections twice a day!


Just go... Looney (Like an acid casualty...)
(...or a moonie) Or a preacher on TV


When the human race... wears an anxious face
When the bomb hangs overhead
When your kid turns blue, it wont worry you
You can smile and nod instead


When you're... Looney
Then you just don't give a fig
Man's so puny
And the universe so big


If you hurt inside, get certified
and if life should treat you bad


Don't get even... Get Mad!


Yes!