[Verse 1]
Happy robots say "Life is fine"
But they're the ones I loathe
They're stupid or they're lying or a little bit of both
Ignore disasters and they say that life is great
It never stops the smile on their shit consuming faces

[Verse 2]
Those stupid hippies, too stoned to see their lives are fucked
Going with the flow, into the shitter they are sucked
And then they got these magic crystals, don't do a goddamn thing
Just stinking of patchouli while they choke on their ginseng

[Chorus 1]
Beating on a drum, you sing of quiet and peace
Burning marijuana and you take your time to hug a tree
Say no possessions but you get all that you can
You stink like shit and smile through it
Don’t ever trust a happy man

[Verse 3]
Cheery retard masses with their evil Osmond smiles
Way too glad to be here ‘cause He is on your side
And then they hand out propaganda for sheep to join the cult
Collecting guns, they rape your daughters
But it's nobody's fault
[Chorus 2]
I don't wanna go to Heaven
It’s filled with pricks like you
I won't go inside the gates
Leave me in the waiting room
I'm sure that God hates you
He thinks that you're an obsessed fan
See how you are?
Never trust a happy man

[Outro]
Never trust a happy man