[Verse 1]
Talking board misunderstood
What looked good on paper even looked better on wood
A card game way out of control
Divining what's to be while tempting fortune with the soul

[Pre-Chorus 1]
The table tilts, the lights go dim
And then the fun begins
We stay up late and it's all great
The Parker Brothers' sin can't be undone

[Chorus]
Designed by Satan
It's all in fun
Designed by Satan

[Verse 2]
John Edwards is much to blame
The renaissance is all but fair, they all bring on the same
When will the dirtbags ever learn?
For every Slayer melody, a thousand more will burn

[Pre-Chorus 2]
A thousand miles below the floor
Where screams cannot be heard
And those that don't believe, don't care
Don't recognize the word until he's won
[Chorus]
Designed by Satan
It's all in fun
Designed by Satan

[Verse 3]
Let's review the rules of the game
Innocent flirtation can lead to eternal flame
Why chance it, why pick up the deck?
When Chutes & Ladders kicks much ass and won't send you to heck

[Pre-Chorus 1]
The table tilts, the lights go dim
And then the fun begins
We stay up late and it's all great
The Parker Brothers' sin can't be undone

[Chorus]
Designed by Satan
It's all in fun
Designed by Satan