[Verse 1]
Anarchy, kill a cat
Shoot James Brady in the back
Raise an army of rabid rats
Beat your neighbor with a bat

[Hook]
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government

[Verse 2]
Anarchy, go ape shit
Let them know you're sick of it
Write your congressman, tell him he sucks
You're only in it for the bucks

[Hook]
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government

[Verse 3]
You're all potential Anarchy Burgers
If you want to be free
Order yourself an Anarchy Burger
Hold the government, please
[Hook]
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government

[Verse 4]
America stands for freedom
But if you think you're free
Try walking into a deli
And urinating on the cheese

[Hook]
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government

[Interlude]
Hold the government
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government

[Hook]
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government
[Bridge]
Say fuck in front of your mom
Go to school naked

[Hook]
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government
Anarchy Burger!
Hold the government