[Verse 1]
It couldn't be worse, from chorus to verse
It sounds like Korn, but a little bit worse
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
On 90.7, it's bad 311
Evidently it's a hit, but it stinks to high heaven
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

[Pre-Chorus]
Play the game that isn't fun
Can't be enjoyed and can't be won
Someone get me a gun

[Chorus]
Canadian or Christian?
Canadian

[Verse 2]
It sounds kind of emo, or not so tight screamo
And he keeps saying Him, so I'm gonna say homo
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
He's wearing a sweater like '98 Vedder
But it's 2002 and the songs could be better
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

[Pre-Chorus]
Play the game that isn't fun
Can't be enjoyed and can't be won
Someone get me a gun
[Chorus]
Canadian or Christian?
Canadian
Get me a gun

[Bridge]
It's said that those that cannot do
Will end up teaching stuff to you
Or some of them find God instead
Or better yet the border

[Chorus]
Canadian or Christian?
Canadian

[Verse 3]
I cannot quite place it. It sounds like Ocasek
But twenty years later, so you might as well face it
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
It's so non-commitish, like light Reel Big Fish
Or rock en Español translated into English
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

[Pre-Chorus]
Play the game that isn't fun
Can't be enjoyed and can't be won
Someone get me a gun
Someone get me a gun
[Chorus]
Canadian or Christian?
Canadian