[Intro]
I know it's just a figure of speech
But if your breath and your clothes are bad your destined to teach

[Verse 1]
I see the president, then I see Lincoln
What the hell was 43% of this place thinking
We watch the shuttle launch, read J.D. Salinger
I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger

[Chorus]
How, how, how, how, how, how
How did this loser get this job?

[Verse 2]
Check his references, that's all I'm saying
I think my parents deserve more for what their paying
He works till 3:00 it's such a racket
All you need are Dockers and a Members Only jacket

[Chorus]
How, how, how, how, how, how
How did this loser get this job?

[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
How, how, how, how, how, how
How did this loser get this job?

[Verse 3]
Unprepared, drunk, you swindle academe
All you wanna do is wrestle with the football team
Pass out towels like it's communion
You're protected by the kid molesters union

[Chorus]
How, how, how, how, how, how
How did this loser get this job?