[Verse 1]
Here in America, respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures don't understand
We got this little rule and it's called elbow room
Pertaining to the spatial occupancy you consume

[Verse 2]
If I'm in front in line, then you should stay behind
Until I get my icy soda
It's such a simple thing, it's called first come, first serve
Wooden clogs that smash my feet, I really don't deserve

[Pre-Chorus 1]
In every region, it seems there's a legion
Of impatient, close-talking slime that cut in line

[Chorus 1]
Barge me with your walking, spray me with your talking
I am the ambassador of Kick-your-assador

[Verse 3]
What's your affinity for my vicinity
There's plenty room here in your country
It's just good etiquette to use deodorant
Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Boozy and stinking, I smell what you're thinking
I just need a little more space, get out my face

[Chorus 2]
Barge me with your walking, spray me with your talking
Back the fuck up asshole, shut your bread and cheese hole
Trying to make myself clear, give me just a foot here
You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness

[Bridge]
I'll see your Euro-barge, my friend
And raise you one Ugly American

[Pre-Chorus 1]
In every region, it seems there's a legion
Of impatient, close-talking slime that cut in line

[Chorus 3]
Barge me with your walking, spray me with your talking
Push you out of the way, sock you in the pate
Step right off, you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead
I am the ambassador of fucking Kick-your-assador