[Verse 1]
It's sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime
"Let the 'tards eat Twinkies" is the mantra of our time
Fuck no, it isn't who you are, you're only what you've bought
With Teletubbies teaching toddlers, take it down a notch

[Verse 2]
The glory of misinformed who never leave the couch
Crying when their favorite guy is voted from the house
The future can't be better, but the children, they won't mind
Just give them shiny objects and tell them never try, never try, never try

[Chorus]
You think it's stupid now, you'll see
We're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be
The future generation has their work cut out for them
Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in
Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole

[Verse 3]
The dumbing down of dummies in a shameful, spinning spiral
With puppet masters mastering with plausible denial
They give us what we want, but making fuck sure we're addicted
To sugar-coated fluffy air and guilty pleasure sickness

[Verse 4]
We're fat and lazy mongoloids on pink electric scooters
With chaffing thighs we supersize and only later realize
We're cattle for the slaughter and laughing on the way
Deal with it tomorrow not today, not today, not today
[Chorus]
You think it's stupid now, you'll see
We're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be
The future generation has their work cut out for them
Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in
Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole

[Verse 5]
Take a pill, it disappears, while loafing through our golden years
Pass the torch and let them sort the shit we left piled past their ears
Our children's children's children in the tradition of our lives
Will deal with it tomorrow, never try, never try, never try

[Chorus]
You think it's stupid now, you'll see
We're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be
The future generation has their work cut out for them
Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in
Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole