[Verse 1]
Feelin' frisky on a Friday night
But there ain't no pussy in the bar tonight
A lot of guys givin' me the eye
So I might as well give this a try

[Chorus]
I need some action
And I need it quick
Which one o' you queers gonna suck my dick?

[Verse 2]
People shake when I walk on through
Cause they all know what I came to do
The pot ain't pickin', no I ain't that strong
You mouth ain't ready, then you best be movin' along

[Chorus]
I need some action
And I need it quick
Which one o' you queers gonna suck my dick?

[Bridge]
Some say it's crazy
Some say it's a sin
I need someone to lay my balls on top of their chin
It's all the same when the lights go out
As long as I got my dick shoved inside of a mouth

[Chorus]
I need some action
And I need it quick
Which one o' you queers gonna suck my dick?

[Verse 3]
Come on, let's go
You gonna suck my dick?
Keep on sucking it
You know your way around a dick
You must done this before
Oh come on
Don't stop it
Yeah
Yeah, alright
Alright, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Found love quick
Come suck my dick
Gonna do it once more
You wanna suck my dick again?
Alright baby
Step on up
Step on up to the microphone
Not the microphone, I mean my dick
My dick, like a metaphor for a microphone
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ooh
Dammit
That was a good fucking blowjob brother
I like this bar