[Verse 1]
Some people smoke meth
Some people smoke crack
Some people snort coke
Off of Ricky's ball sack

[Verse 2]
I've tried 'em all
Don't get me wrong
The best high there is
Comes from a bong

[Chorus]
I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hairs
Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock
I like smokin' pot a lot

[Verse 3]
Some people like pills
Some like huffing glue
I like marijuana
But that ain't breakin' news

[Verse 4]
Some people like booze
Some like suckin' dongs
Brother, I like both
But that's another song
(And I'll sing it to you later)

[Chorus]
I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hairs
Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock
I like smokin' pot a lot

[Instrumental]
(That's the shit! Sounds good, Leroy!)
(Fucked up a note there)

[Chorus]
I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hairs
Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock
I like smokin' pot
I like smokin' pot (me too!)
I like smokin' pot a lot