[Verse 1]
You got your momma's ass and your daddy's cock
In a few short years, you'll be ready to rock, my son
And boy you'll have some fun
You just came out of a pussy hole
And you'll be back in one before you know, young man
You'll have more than you can stand

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And I never ever felt like this before
And son, I couldn't love you more

[Chorus]
Oh, the pussy you will slay someday
They'll be givin' it away
And you'll be munchin' so much muff
Just wait
All the pussy you will slay someday

[Verse 2]
You may not end up president
And you might struggle to pay the rent sometimes
And son, that'll be just fine
You may find yourself on a private jet
With free cocaine and crystal meth all night
And that'll still be alright