[Verse 1]
Tell me, what more could she want to be?
A super-hot friend with a fake ID
She takes off her clothes and hands them to me
And what she did next, I could not believe

[Bridge]
Don't be fooled
The first two hours ruled
But then she seduced
Herself out of her room

[Verse 2]
Singing, "What do you think about Kanye West?"
"I think that he's great, I think he's the best"
"Yeah, I think he's better than John Steinbeck
I think he's better than Phil Hartman"

[Bridge]
"Don't you agree?
Can't you see you're just like me?
The man can do things
The rest of us can only dream of, baby"

[Verse 3]
Tell me what more could you want to see
Try to calm down or leave it to me
Freight elevator, now we're really rocking
Breaking my heart, going window shopping
[Bridge]
Don't be shy
'Cause my friend Brandon died
And I feel sad
I miss him, he was rad