[Intro]
Weird Melodicians
MacXVII

[Verse 1: MacXVII]
Stop your barking, I'm busy parking these arsenals
N***a please, I'm tryna get this feta cheese
Dinner wasn't such a breeze, shittin' on the toilet since I'm so dramatic
Best to crawl into an attic, cause I'm an attic of this music shit
Who's to say I'm amateur? Personal opinions, let em staple all on the posterboard, dealing boards of horrorcore
Sick of it, give a shit if I should quit
Let me marinate, or a grab, a pen and start to deviate
Life Is Great! Such a lie, but I don't feel like explaining it
You wouldn't understand If I was speaking plain English
You nimble-minded, ignorant, complicated normal fool
Who are you? the same as everybody else I would assume

[Chorus: Kevin The Colossus]
Stop barkin' let me get it, boy? boy
Stop barkin' let me get it huh? huh
Stop barkin' let me get it huh? huh
Stop barkin' let me get it

[Verse 2: Kevin The Colossus]
It's Kevin, Mr Flat Nose, no crackers I'm dope
Simon tried to order me around until I said so
Fuckin' right, asshole, with my fist I'm [?]
Fuckin' friend zone with the girl but I'm casual
Fuckin' right, Lazlo, true I ain't bad though
I guess I'm going solo, she didn't want my heart hold
Fuck! I'm alone, might just go a homo
[Outro: Kevin The Colossus]
Woah! woah! woah! pause! pause! pause!
I am not gay! Alright, I am not gay
Fuck! where's the petroleum and nitro?
Isn't that what hipsters do to kill themselves now?
Does that make me cool? Fuck it! I'm done! Bye!