All my life, I wanted to be a hoe
Now my dreams are finally coming true
If there was an Olympic for the hoes It’d be called the Hoe-lympics
And I would win all the gold! Yes!

Started off on Craigslist
Then I met myself a pimptress
I was lacking direction
Tired of coming home checkless, so she moved me up to el rose
Said I had a dope erection
My madam always keep me on my toes
Twenty-four hour collection

My hoe put me on the track
And said bring I better bring that money back
She got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
She got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
I got that dick for the low
Find me on the side of the road
Out here slangin d
Got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
Got me slangin d
Got that senior citizen special
If I can fit you in my schedule
Only sixty-five and older
Even taking insurance from your medical
What you think Obamacare for?
So the handicap can bring they freak out

My dick is too much to handle
Making granny’s pull they teeth out

My hoe put me on the track
And said bring I better bring that money back
She got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
She got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
I got that dick for the low
Find me on the side of the road
Out here slangin d
Got me slangin d
Out here slangin d
Got me slangin d