[HEATHER DUKE, spoken]
Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note

[VERONICA, spoken]
Oh my God
Is she dead?

[HEATHER DUKE, spoken]
Just some broken bones
Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably

[H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT]
Yo, girl, keep it together
I knew you would come far
Now you're truly a Heather
Smell how gangsta you are

[VERONICA, spoken]
Martha, I'm so sorry

[H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT]
Yo, girl, feel a bit punchy?
She's not looking so well
Still, you've earned that red scrunchie
Come join Heather in hell
[VERONICA'S DAD, spoken]
Where have you been?

[VERONICA'S MOM, spoken]
We've been worried sick!
Your friend J.D. stopped by
He told us everything

[VERONICA, spoken]
Everything?

[VERONICA'S DAD, spoken]
Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?

[VERONICA'S MOM, spoken]
He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick

[HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken]
He's got your handwriting down cold

[VERONICA'S MOM, spoken]
Please, honey, talk to us

[VERONICA, spoken]
No, you wouldn't understand
[VERONICA'S MOM, spoken]
Try me!
I've experienced everything you're going through right now

[H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT]
Guess who's right down the block

[VERONICA'S MOM, spoken]
Your problems seem like life and death

[H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT]
Guess who's climbing the stairs

[VERONICA'S MOM, spoken]
I promise they're not

[H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT]
Guess who's picking your lock

[VERONICA, spoken]
You don't know what my world looks like

[H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT]
Time's up, go say your prayers

Veronica's running on, running on fumes now
Veronica's totally fried
Veronica's gotta be trippin' on shrooms now
Thinkin' that she can hide
Veronica's done for, there's no doubt now
Notify next of kin
Veronica's trying to keep him out now
Too late, he got in
[J.D., spoken]
Knock, knock
Sorry for coming in through the window
Dreadful etiquette, I know

[VERONICA, spoken]
Get out of my house