[Verse 1]
I don't really like dating assholes
But I do it 'cause I have a weird relationship with my dad
Can I really say I pay my own bills
If all my credit cards are maxed

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm funny when I drink
And I'm drunk, like, all the time
'Cause everything's a joke
Even my own

[Chorus]
Life's a party and that's why I'm never at home
I'll do anything not to be alone
I feel great, why do you ask?
Spill champagne and raise my glass
Pity party like I'm Gatsby
But people like me 'cause I'm happy

[Verse 2]
I hate doing my dishes
So I drink from the battle and I save some time
It's only February
And it's been the longest year of my life

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm funny when I'm sad
And I'd sad, like, all the time
'Cause everything's a joke
Even my own

[Chorus]
Life's a party and that's why I'm never at home
I'll do anything not to be alone
I feel great, why do you ask?
Spill champagne and raise my glass
Pity party like I'm Gatsby
But people like me 'cause I'm happy
I'm happy

[Bridge]
Is that all there is to a broken heart?
Lean Cuisines in my shopping cart
A million friends that I don't know
With a front-row seat to my shit show

[Chorus]
My life's a party and that's why I'm never at home
I'll do anything not to be alone

[Chorus]
My life's a party and that's why I'm never at home
I'll do anything not to be alone
I feel great, why do you ask?
Spill champagne and raise my glass
Pity party like I'm Gatsby
But people like me 'cause I'm happy

[Outro]
When I get up, I get down
I take my meds and I hit the town
When I get up, I get down
I take my meds and I hit the town
When I get up, I get down
I take my meds and I hit the town
And I pity party like I'm Gatsby
But people like me 'cause I'm happy