[Verse 1]
Penance for his sin, he locked it in for just a little while
Lubricating creams, sanitaries would only cramp his style
It's a dirty job, but shooting guns just makes you horny
Wants to spill his seed on guaranteed service with a smile

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Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny, oh
Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny, oh

[Verse 2]
Pitter patter of the eyelid on the first roll of the dice
Feel the atmosphere, it's gently laced with nicotine and spice
It's a long walk home, the Interzone at night is scary
Only trouble is, he never learned to shoot the same gun twice

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Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny, oh
Miss Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny, oh

[Bridge]
Every job he saves the girl
Martini, mobile phone
Bastards getting in his way
They're all pushing daisies
All you need to make a movie is a gun and a girl
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