[Intro: Flame Princess and Finn from Adventure Time S4E01: Hot to the Touch]
Finn, even if we like each other, we're going to hurt each other
No, we don't have to. I can take it... I... I mean, can't we try?
You would defy nature for me?
Uh... yeah, whatevs

[Chorus]
Everyone you love is crumbling down around at your feet
Everyone you hate is rising up in success around you
Sixteen year old girls with petty problems, stupid drama
I don't give a fuck, I left you long ago
Say it's unfair
Say it's unfair
Say it's unfair
Say it's unfair
And it's so sad
But I guess that's life
Darling, I know we'll make it someday
But until then, we'll have to write it right

[Chorus]
Everyone you love is crumbling down around at your feet
Everyone you hate is rising up in success around you
Sixteen year old girls with petty problems, stupid drama
I don't give a fuck, I left you long ago
Say it's unfair
Say it's unfair
Say it's unfair
Say it's unfair
And it's so sad
But I guess that's life
Darling, I know we'll make it someday
But until then, we'll have to write it right
[Outro]
(Static)
No
(Laughing)
Say it's unfair
(Burping)