(Intro, Spoken) Yellow:

My fellow colored blobs

You could have been anywhere on the ship right now

But you're here in the cafeteria

Are you ready for an emergency meeting?

The issue on the table

Blue is accusing Red of being an impostor

And Pink is apparently dead somewhere

Red, explain yourself, sir


(Verse) Red, Blue:

Identify the alien to finish all our tasks

We have two ways to win, that's all the game asks

See the taskbar, it was almost completed
Unmasking the last impostor's not needed


Ow, but somehow Blue forgets

She saw me do the garbage chute before the first death

Now take a guess as to who hasn't been vetted

The very "crew member" over there saying I did it. (Not true!)


Oh, I know you're getting desperate

'Cause if I'm voted out, what do you get for it?

Look, that's not a great play I'm afraid

Don't let her take away all the progress we've made!


I was coming from storage, and I had finished my missions

When I went to admin to check everyone's positions

When some absolute madman got me trapped inside admin
And that's when she went Pac-Man on Pink I imagine!


Skip the vote and we'll walk away together

This ship's on a tightrope, we're gonna need a tether!

Look, if we just go along, we're sure to win

Imagine if you voted wrong and threw it in the bin


(Spoken Interception) Yellow:

Thank you, Red

Blue, you're response?


(Verse) Blue:

Red, that was a real nice explanation

Welcome to the ship, we do real investigations

Would you like to confess, or tell Yellow
Why the hell you couldn't help him out with low oxygen levels?


If we assume that Red is using vents

A new trend emerges, a useful way to purge us

We know his purpose, if we act quick and decisive

We defend our crew, otherwise we're in crisis!


A strategy from an impostor, hey boss!

Your tasks are done 'cause you're not on the roster!

"Oh I've finished and was checking the map"

Yeah keep lying, we know who's really scared of dying


Oh and other thing, Mr. "Part of the Crew"

Don't tell me you started the garbage chute! That was me, Blue!

Oh there's trash coming out all right

The gas from your mouth could set the whole ship alight!


Red is at it again feigning innocent indifference

Ignorant, let's not forget that he's a veteran

Everyone grow a spine and show him our intelligence

Damn if we don't vote in time, we're gonna let him win!


Counting down seconds 'til the vote drops

Hey listen, I'll keep trying to rhyme

Until the time stops!


(Spoken Interception) Yellow:

Time's up!

Everybody, please cast your votes


(Outro) Red, Green, Both:

You don't have the votes!

You don't have the votes! (ahahaha)

You're gonna need majority approval 

And you don't have the votes!


Such a blunder, sometimes it makes me wonder

Why I even bring the thunder! (why he even brings the thunder!)