[Verse 1: HOOK HAND THUG]
I'm malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist

[Pre-Chorus: HOOK HAND THUG]
Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart?
Ticklin' the ivories 'til they gleam?
Yep, I'd rather be called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley (Thank you!)
'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream

[Chorus: THUGS, HOOK HAND THUG]
He's got a dream, he's got a dream
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem
Though I do like breaking femurs
You can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else, I've got a dream

[Break: THUGS]
La, la, la...

[Verse 2: BIG NOSE THUG]
I've got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let's not even mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter, and my nose
I really want to make a love connection
[Pre-Chorus: BIG NOSE THUG]
Can't you see me with a special little lady
Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream?
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter
'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream

[Chorus: BIG NOSE THUG, THUGS]
I've got a dream (He's got a dream)
I've got a dream (He's got a dream)
And I know one day romance will reign supreme
Though my face leaves people screaming
There's a child behind it, dreaming
Like everybody else, I've got a dream

[Bridge: THUGS, HOOK HAND THUG]
Tor would like to quit and be a florist
Gunther does interior design
Ulf is into mime, Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits, Killer sews
Fang does little puppet shows
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!

[Verse 3: FLYNN RIDER]
I have dreams, like you—no, really
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
[Chorus: RAPUNZEL, THUGS]
I've got a dream (She's got a dream)
I've got a dream (She's got a dream)
I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam (Yeah!)
And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower
Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream

[Chorus: THUGS, HOOK HAND THUG, BIG NOSE THUG]
She's got a dream, he's got a dream
They've got a dream, we've got a dream
So our diff'rences ain't really that extreme
We're one big team
Call us brutal, sick, sadistic and grotesquely optimistic
'Cause way down deep inside, we've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream

[RAPUNZEL]
I've got a dream

[THUGS]
Whoo whoo whoo whoo
[Outro: THUGS & RAPUNZEL]
Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream
Yeah!