[Verse 1]
Eating a bat caused the Chinese flu
But don't knock it if you try it is my message to you
I eat them flying rodents and I get a lot of flack
But once you go bat, you never go back

[Verse 2]
You may think I'm some sort of ghoul
But I'm just a man who's a bat eating fool
I eat that bat all over this town
You can find me sleeping hanging upside down

[Verse 3]
I like Earl Scruggs but I prefer Lester Flatt
I like a T-bone steak, but I love me a bat
I never was much of a heavy metal dude
But me and Ozzy Osbourne got the same taste in food

[Verse 4]
If they sold bat at the Taco Bell
I'd fly out the window like bats out of hell
Try a little bat, you're in for a treat
That's why we call it the other black meat

[Verse 5]
In Georgia they gave me a ten gallon hat
First man ever at a ten gallon bat
When normal folks get hungry they go to a Dunkin
When I get hungry I go spelunkin'
[Verse 6]
When I come home it always makes me smile
To see my wife cooking bat buffalo style
She batters it up if you'll pardon the pun
With some coleslaw on a sesame bun

[Verse 7]
With all this trouble I won't eat a bat
So that should answer how I got so fat
I'm like Trump, the way he gets grouchy
When he's corrected by Dr. Fauci