Now there’s a lot of stupid shit
That hits the internet
But if its funny or embarrassing
Then you can bet
It goes viral
That shit goes viral
Oh wha oh oh wha

Oh when a cat can play piano
Or a fat girl falls
Then your friends are gonna share it
On their facebook walls
And its viral
Fuckin viral
Oh wha oh oh wha oh oh

Once your letter first gets tweeted
That shit never gets deleted
One kid clicks
Then two, then six
And oh you know
Its going viral, viral

You’ll be an internet celebrity
Cause it’ll spread like fuckin HPV
Now everybody knows your shits going
Viral viral

You’ll be the poster boy for gay and lame
So either kill yourself or change your name
Cause it’s going viral, viral, viral

You’ll see its blowing up on youtube as a
Hip hop song
And every soccer mom in Omaha will sing along
Cause it’s viral
It’s va-va-va-va-vah-vah-va viral
Oh wha oh oh wha oh

Trust me dude, that shit will linger
Worse than Charlie bit my finger
Just sit back, and watch this fucker grow, go, go

It’s going viral
Viral
You’re popping up on every laptop screen
And people dress like you for halloween
Kakis and those fuckin shoes

Its going viral
Viral
I’ll get to say I knew that youtube star
And people laugh about it in Kandahar

Cause it’s going viral viral viral

It’s worse everyday, its never ending

You flee to Bombay
And still you’re trending
You climb a mountain, and you find a guru
And he promises you’ll be a new you
But one night lying in your bunk
You lock eyes with another monk
He looks at you, with piercing eyes
And then you see him recognize
You wonder what he’s gonna do
He calls the gurus in with you
He pulls his phone out
And it’s back again
“Dear Evan Hansen it turns out that I’m
A huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare
That will seemingly never end”

That shit went viral viral
It’s like a cyber-hell you can’t escape
Where every gang is up for cyber rape
You’re life’s gonna spiral
Spiral, when this goes viral, viral, viral, viral, viral
You are fucked